daddy was coming home with my uncle ervin in the car(then 14 or so)...along the way he got a speeding ticket...when home he then proceeded to tell mother what happened...well,mother wasn't havin' any of this...she then lit into him for twenty to thirty minutes....both of them defending their driving styles and history...daddy unfortunately had an accident,and now a ticket, he had to defend...facts that mother jumped on like a lion on an antelope.....her last comment being..."and i've never been in an accident,either!"...
daddy paused...and after some deliberation he said...
"well...maybe...but how many of them have you caused?
ervin had to run outside on the porch to keep my mother from seeing him...
he was laughing so hard